~dress me in insanity~

WTF is up with the universe
*professional fangirl
*blogger
*bandwhore
*book nerd

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via cinderemmma)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via seanp0donnell)

polople:

*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*

(via donnermaysilee)

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(Source: spookycutes, via donnermaysilee)

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade, via lmaopost)

guy:

my mom said it was 9:00 but it’s only 8:55 damn mom i can’t have u kill my vibes like that

(Source: guy, via seanp0donnell)

dashingyounghero:

whitegirlsaintshit:

missinglinc:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!

Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?

Jesus fucking Christ he’s hot God damn

dashingyounghero:

whitegirlsaintshit:

missinglinc:

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

Fuck that. DO YOU NEED A STEPFATHER??!!

Do you need someone to suck your dad’s dick while you order pizza?

Jesus fucking Christ he’s hot God damn

(via mrsbreakingtables)

realterezipyrope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

(Source: terezipyropeisdead, via blame-it-on-the-whiskey)

loverthg:

current emotion: hesitant alien

current emotion: hesitant alien

(Source: evnpeters, via thewiinchesters)

http://bethelionqueen.tumblr.com/post/98696626380/pandaaamonium14-how-do-court-reporters-keep

pandaaamonium14:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking…

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

image

how about now

I haven’t gotten a sunburn for 6 years up until today and damn it burns

(via nonnies11)

Anonymous said: quick, find a gif i can send to my i can send to my daughter when she asks what tampons are for, my life depends on it!

homestuckreactiongifs:

Much like Karkat, tampons are meant to prevent bloodshed but do not always succeed.

need source, please help